Rhinoceri in Tiaras

I literally sat up typing and retyping my Wednesday blog for a couple of hours…sometimes a day is just a day.  I didn’t have any major life epiphanies, or monumental changes to report.  Instead I did normal things like go to work, exercise, eat a lot of fish, and watch Toddlers & Tiaras.

Okay, I’m not exactly proud of the Toddlers & Tiaras part, it’s like a train wreck, it’s too awful for words and yet I just couldn’t stop watching.  Does anyone else think that children are like little drunk people?  And well, there really aren’t words strong enough for the parents on that show.  Methinks that if your natural inclination toward child rearing is to dress your child up in provocative clothing, have them don wigs, fake teeth, and more make-up than a transvestite at a Las Vegas cabaret, then perhaps you should be sterilized.  It’s just soooooo creepy.

Speaking of birth control, I also saw this commercial which I thought was weirdly hilarious:

In case you’ve never gone through the process of choosing a form of contraception, know this, it’s a lot like feeling up a rhinoceros with a blind-folded group of girlfriends.  Fun for everyone!

Like I said, there wasn’t exactly a ton going on in my brain yesterday, but here’s the inner workings of my digestive track for you:


Shredded wheat with strawberries and almond milk

AM Snack

Almond butter and apple


Salad with lettuce, cucumber, carrots, chickpeas, beets, tuna, sunflower seeds
Lemon vinaigrette

Afternoon Snack

Baby carrots and hummus


Grilled Mahi Mahi
Baked Cauliflower



  1. Fraulein Maria says:

    Re: Little drunk people – yes. I actually say that all the time, much the chagrin of some parents.

    Re: The commercial – it’s the best horribly executed commercial I’ve seen this month! Haha!


  2. When I first saw this commercial and that one woman touches the tale and says “Is it a ….” I was like – what is she going to say?
    And then she says “rope?”


  3. Fraulein Maria says:

    Haha, just ran into this article when reading an article on CNN: Top 10 Ways Your Toddler is Similar to a Drunk. Very cute, not terribly offensive. The baby in the pic is adorable! http://www.betterwaymoms.com/articles/top-10-ways-your-toddler-is-similar-to-a-drunk?obref=outloud


  4. Hahahaha! Love the little drunk people analogy! And that commercial made me laugh! Thanks for that too!


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