Well it looks like someone, somewhere was getting a lot more action than I am. Yesterday, someone stumbled upon my blog by Googling:
“strang sex with letil gairles sex tube”
I don’t even know what that means but it sounds very adventuresome. It always amuses me the keyword searches that lead people to this little blog of mine.
Friday was a snow day for me, and it was spent like any good snow day should be spent when not having “strang sex with letil gairles sex tube”. Which probably won’t happen for a while…or well, ever.
I spent the morning curled up on the couch watching as much Jane Austen themed movies I could get my lovelorn hands on. Sigh, that Jane Austen sure knows how to woo a girl. Seriously swoony. I totally recommend Lost in Austen, for those Pride and Prejudice fans. Except of course, that I just read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and kept expecting the Bennett girls to break into roundhouse kicks.
I’m a total closet romantic. Shhhhh. Don’t tell anyone I have a reputation to protect.
Once I got word that the trains were working a-okay I headed out to visit the family for some good ole fashioned family bonding. My dad, who works for the school system, had a snow day too! It felt like being a kid again. I had a little friend bonding time with the BFF and then headed home for some TLC.
Yay for work getting cancelled.
Here’s the food rundown:
Whole grain & reduced
My new favorite food combo:
Avocado, veggie burger, fried egg doused with hot sauce
My mom made my favorite soup:
Homemade French onion soup
Happy weekend everyone!