This is going to be the week where I set a really bad example and only eat one meal a day.
It was a big meal though.
This morning I was all sorts of crazed as the refrigerator delivery men came to drop off my new fridge! I was all sorts of embarrassed at how dirty it was beneath my refrigerator. Note to self, move fridge, swiffer. I was so harried to remove all my condiments, of which I’m still a bit weary to eat, that I never actually ate breakfast. Once I was all plugged in and ready for refrigeration, I had to dash to lunch with a friend. We were celebrating my new job and her new raise, then of course we talked about all our friends (in the positive, not in a catty gossipy way) and relationships, and everything in between. We were actually supposed to talk shop a bit, as the two of us are venturing into business together, she’s the mastermind, I’m the behind the scenes gal. So, three hours into lunch and a pitcher of sangria we finally decided to postpone our business meeting portion of the festivities till Monday, when we ‘re both planning on being sober.
I had class at 6:30 in the same area, so I decided to do what one does when one needs entertainment and there’s no comfy couch available…I shopped. I’ve decided with my new jobby-job, that I’m going to reinvent myself. I’m going to be put-together-Kim. When I was shooting The Daily Special, every morning I had to get dressed, do my hair and make-up and look passably attractive. Let’s just say that’s out of character for me. I’m not exactly the kind of girl that puts a lot of effort into my appearance on a regular basis. When other girls take hours to get ready, I’m usually good in 10-minutes. I’ve never exactly left a date waiting as I freshened up my make-up. In an effort to put my best foot forward, and make a good impression, and reinvent my work self, I’m going to dress pretty and wear make-up, and maybe, just maybe, I’ll brush my hair.
I bought a lot of pencil skirts, and some adorable blouses, and a cute lil grey dress that is reminiscent of the red head from Mad Men. Oh, and NineWest is having a sale, so I bought three new pairs of heels, same pair, three different colors: black, red, and green. In a word, I’m going to be adorable! It’s like going to a new school, you can be anyone you want.
Bags in hand I went to class. I’m learning Hebrew. All I can say is Peel, which means elephant. Unless you are in Israel and about to be stepped on by an elephant, I’m sorry but I am of very little use to you.
Here’s my meal for the day:
Sangria (Made with champagne! You know, because we were celebrating.)
Fish and stuff. The stuff is some corn/cheese thing (which I didn’t eat because corn is not something I eat), beans and some sauce that was good. Like I said: stuff.
I’m afraid that’s it, not exactly responsible eating. Tomorrow I’m aiming for multiple meals! Normal sized ones at that.