Can I confess that I haven’t yet opened my May issue of SELF, so I don’t know what I’m supposed to be doing in this months SELF Challenge. Hmmm, perhaps that’s a challenge for tonight.
Yesterday I did my headshots. The photographer, Chris Macke, did a fantastic job and there are so many good shots, but based on what I’m doing and want to do with my career, I think my choices are these two:
Of course those are the un-retouched versions. I’ll be even more awesome after the magic of photo shop is used to remove shadows and stray hairs and such.
Meanwhile as I was busy getting pictures taken I was also busy eating things that I totally didn’t post. So, here is my recap from yesterday as well as today’s confessional.
I grabbed some fruit before I left for the shoot, but didn’t actually have time for “lunch” but I was starving by the time I got home.
Okay, I may have been starving when I got home, but it being Passover, and me being a bad shopper left me with very few satiating options, so I made due with what I had. I can’t say I was thrilled with my dinner, but I ate.
Smoothie with 1% milk, banana, and frozen strawberries (it really tasted like a strawberry shake, how could I not have known this sooner!)
Matzo Brie, one egg one piece of matzo
Seriously I’m embarrassed by how boring my food intake is. I could have made the picture more interesting had I positioned the banana and the eggs differently. Damn, why didn’t I think of a phallic breakfast earlier!
2 Hard-boiled eggs
Coffee with 1% milk
2 egg whites scrambled with steamed broccoli and tomato
Seriously, WTF? I have no idea where this stuff comes from. Luckily Passover only lasts another day and a half. All I want is a chocolate cookie and some fried chicken. Mmmm, fried chicken.